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August 25, 2005
The Father of Mankind's decline
He looks so normal, so nondescript, that it's hard to picture him as a modern day Lucifer.
He comes from a wealthy family, so it must be true that he hates the poor.
He had an expensive education, so it stands to reason that he scoffs at those who have student loans.
He married one woman, so of course he has a grudge against all polygamists, gay couples, and swingers.
He adopted two children from a different country, which only goes to show you how much he secretly hates this country. For that matter, he despises all American children as well.
His work record is immaculate, a telltale sign of deep psychosis that will only emerge when confirmed to the highest court in the land.
I've heard through the grapevine that he rarely wears blue jeans. So, another conspiracy theory proved: He hates blue collar workers and their families. Truth be told, he will ban all denim, short skirts, shorts, tube tops, tank tops, trucker caps, low rider jeans, and possibly tattoos.
Apparently he has an agenda with the balding men of America, as you can plainly see by his full head of hair. It's a slap in the face to every comb-over in Mainstream America.
Another rumor swirling around in the Web is that he believes in God. And you know what that means? After confirmation, he will find a way to outlaw atheism, agnosism, Mormonism, and (gasp), liberalism.
If confirmed, John Roberts will sway the entire Supreme Court into enacting subjugation of women, elevation of all men's rights, and of course the trampling of any or all reproductive rights, voting rights, and civil rights of anyone not a male Caucasian.
You can see why it's so important that this man/devil not ever don a black robe. It would be a travesty of justice and a giant step backwards for civilization as a whole.
If you have any doubts, just remember this: John Roberts has a perfect complexion. THAT should be proof enough he is the Devil.
Posted by Tish at August 25, 2005 04:51 PM
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I knew there was something quite not right about him but couldn't put my finger on it, thanks Tish. Who could support a guy like that?
Posted by: Paul of York at August 25, 2005 08:09 PM
The more the critics bray, the more I LIKE IT. On any topic. They shoot themselves in the foot everytime they open their mouth.
Posted by: Mike at August 25, 2005 08:24 PM
Where should we go? I know the world as I know it is going to end but I just don't know where to go. I need help.
Posted by: tommy at August 25, 2005 09:01 PM
Well ain't this a happy place!
Posted by: poopie at August 25, 2005 09:11 PM
Rarely wears jeans, huh. Definitely a misfit.
Posted by: pennyhalston at August 25, 2005 09:32 PM
Great post!
How's your tongue? And your cheek?
Posted by: Joe at August 26, 2005 06:21 AM
Well, now ain't you all gussied up! This is a nice joint. I was going to put a sticker on it, but I know how it is with something new--keeping it all clean and tidy and so forth.
Nice joint. You done very good!
Posted by: Paul N. at August 26, 2005 07:24 AM
Hey, he can't be that bad if Ann Coulter doesn't like him, but the jeans thing is worrisome, I agree.
Love the new look, Tish! I will update your link.
Posted by: Paula at August 26, 2005 07:36 AM
Enjoy your sense of humor! Rock on.
Posted by: Karen at August 26, 2005 08:50 AM
And this is only the beginning. In upcoming weeks, prepare to hear about his Constitution-altering preferences of tastes-great vs less-filling, paper or plastic, Jennifer vs Angelina, and...horror of horrors...which football team with a politically incorrect name he cheers.
If it weren't for liberals worrying about such things, what WOULD we have to laugh at?
Posted by: Skunkfeathers at August 26, 2005 09:11 AM
Lol/too funny. Ann Coulter better watch out, you might get some attention with writings like this. Thanks.
Posted by: Politickal ANimal at August 26, 2005 10:27 AM
He is trying not to let it out, but I detect that this guy has a sense of humor. This will not go over good in Rightsville.
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snakeo at August 26, 2005 12:59 PM
I know I commented earlier, but I wanted to let you know that your new site opens much, much faster than your previous one. That's a good thing!
Posted by: Paul N. at August 26, 2005 01:04 PM
LOL!! You go Tish!
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