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December 21, 2005
The NEW Face for Fighting Terrorism
Due to the current controversies surrounding national security, civil rights violations, and the neverending argument regarding the accuracy of our intelligence about WMDs, Senators Kennedy, Reid, Kerry, and Durbin have recruited a whole new fleet of super agents. These agents, while fighting for our national security, will also cherish the civil liberties of citizens AND terrorists. How are they different then our tradionally trained FBI, CIA, or NSA operatives?
For one, they aren't allowed to use their normal senses for detection purposes. Visual confirmation of suspected terrorists plotting the next 9/11 may and could be a violation of their civil rights if they live in this country. If abroad, it could be considered a violation of basic human rights per the United Nations.
These agents are also not allowed to report any suspicious activities to any other agencies as this may also cause judicial and civil breaches nor interrogate said suspects in any way, fashion, or form.
Our fight on terror depends solely on their ability to hear information and retain it. Each agent will be a clearinghouse of confidential leads and potential terrorists' locations but will only be allowed to disseminate such information when Congress calls a special hearing to discuss their findings.
The spokesperson for these agents, Miss Helen Keller, was unavailable for comment.
Posted by Tish at December 21, 2005 05:25 PM
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In a liberals mind this is all about playing fair, leveling the playing field. Why should we have more of an advantage than someone else, say, a terrorist from a Muslim country?
It's Un-American to not be just as liable to die as any other in the world, in fact, we should set the example and die more often. The only serious method is to make sure we don't know anything and the liberals have set about ensuring we cannot. A days work well done, as Sen. Reid said, we have defeated the Patriot Act. In their mind what is foremost is that we once again be loved by all peoples, even if it kills us.
Posted by: Paul of York at December 22, 2005 09:53 AM
Say, isn't that Kennedy fellow the one whose two brothers were murdered by lunatic, terrorist wannabes?
I'm willing to bet those two liberal brothers are spinning in their graves right now.
And isn't that Kennedy fellow the one whose car spun off a bridge into some cold, cold water?
Say! Maybe that explains his lunacy. Poor guy got some water on his brain that night. And some scotch. And some vodka. Who knows what all else.
Posted by: Paul N. at December 22, 2005 01:59 PM
San Francisco even questions the validity of any military or police force. I view it as part of the natural selection process. When the chips are down loud and shrill as a singlular proficiency doesn't cut it.
Posted by: Mike ( exscientia ) at December 22, 2005 08:04 PM
Friends of Al Qaeda, the face of the modern day DNC. Beating Bush at any price trumps all else for this twisted bunch.
Posted by: Skunkfeathers at December 23, 2005 08:23 AM