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January 13, 2006

Everything I needed to know about idiots, I learned from Ted Kennedy

 
  kennedy.jpg Never tell the truth, no matter what.
  If in danger of being wrong, plod ahead with the same thought anyway.
  Rudeness is only unacceptable if you are poor or Republican.
Weight gain on the rich is attractive but on the poor it's just repulsive.
Consume large quantities of alcohol whenever possible, it gives an excuse to mispronounce anything.
Making an ass of yourself is every American's God Given right.  Hiccup.
The Constitution of the United States was meant as a guideline, or drink napkin.  Hiccup.
Do as I ...well, hell, I don't know. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Posted by Tish at January 13, 2006 05:33 PM

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What is wrong with Massachusetts? Kennedy & Kerry? Of course, New York's no slouch either, Clinton & Schumer.
No offense meant to either state but come on! What are you guys thinking?

Posted by: Paul of York at January 13, 2006 11:42 PM

Whenever I start to think that Congress is actually going to do something right (like confirm a good judge to the Supreme Court) the "Swimmer" always reminds me that there are some people who just don't understand what it means to be human. I swear he and Kerry fancy themselves as gifts to the American people from the grace of God. My only question is: did we get a receipt so we can return them? Have a great weekend, Tisha!

Posted by: Bill at January 14, 2006 08:23 AM

It seems a shame to waste a perfectly good Senate seat on this pathetic buffoon; but perhaps it's necessary to keep us aware of what we could easily become, if voters get as stupid as Kennedy, and elect (too many) more like him.

Posted by: Skunkfeathers at January 14, 2006 12:49 PM

This is soooo morbid, it's funny - but, TRUE. Did you hear about the Children's Book Kennedy just wrote. It's about a dog .... named "Splash". Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Mike (exscientia) at January 14, 2006 05:16 PM

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