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January 16, 2006
Am I wrong in thinking...
that shoplifting at Walmart isn't funny nor should it be ignored by other patrons?**
Martin Luther King, Jr. probably wouldn't think too much of Kanye West OR 50 Cents' so called talent?
movie popcorn tastes like styrofoam balls?
Mr. Pibb is Coke's pitiful attempt to lure Dr Pepper fans over to the dark side?
that Scooby Doo should die a horrible death after watching the sequel for the 1,000 time?
spotlessly clean SUV's are driven by anal soccer moms that rarely go out without makeup and never pass gas?
all the good blog material always presents itself when you are sans computer or pen and paperless?
the God of Laundry has sentenced me to twenty years of children's clothing with no possibility of parole?
napping should be considered necessary and legal in all fifty states for anyone over the age of 25?
What are your thoughts, comments, after dinner mints?
** true story of three preteens trying to steal some computer game in front of me. Too bad for them I inherited my Grandmother's evil look of disgust. It can freeze men in their tracks, chill a wayward daughter to the bone, and for potential thieves, instill fear for a moment.
Posted by Tish at January 16, 2006 04:12 PM
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Agreed about most of those. RE: Kanye West and 50 Cent, they have talent in their own right, and Kanye is a very intelligent person, but has been raised in a hateful and racist circle (Black Panthers). I appreciate his ability to say what is on his mind, and usually do it so eloquently, but that doesn't make him perfect.
Posted by: Crystal at January 16, 2006 04:59 PM
Oh, that Laundry God has it in for me, too! I thought that College Boy was on his own in that department, but he brings it on home every few months. Even if he does it himself, he ties up the use of my machine for DAYS!!!
Posted by: nat at January 16, 2006 06:44 PM
No, yes and no, nuh-uh, nein, nope-ers, yes, OMGosh no!, nope, and PLEASE no! Didja follow that?
Posted by: Cori at January 16, 2006 07:16 PM
I always wondered about those spotless SUVs, too. Oh, and napping is way good - can you believe there was ever a time when you DIDN'T want to take a nap?
Posted by: Mike (exscientia) at January 16, 2006 08:30 PM
I second the naps :) That's all I have to say, bring on the nappage!!!
Posted by: meeta at January 16, 2006 09:51 PM
Let me have a nap and I'll agree with you on anything.
Posted by: pennyhalston at January 16, 2006 10:29 PM
i can't tell you how many times the perfect blog story has hit me upside the head when i was so far away from the computer! by the time i'm near the computer, i've forgotten the story. it so sucks.
Posted by: gwen at January 17, 2006 12:44 AM
Scooby: Certainly after the live-action feature movies, yes. But the classics always endure.
spotlessly clean SUV's are driven by anal soccer moms that rarely go out without makeup and never pass gas? Of the four descriptors used in this item, how does one verify the fourth to be true????
Napping I've managed to be able to nap practically on command. I've found cat-naps (2-3 per week) enable me to function better.
Pibb and Popcorn Never had the former (and aren't longing to), and haven't been to a theater for the latter in many a year.
Posted by: Charlie on the Pennsylvania Turnpike at January 17, 2006 08:35 AM
OK, here's one for ya. Remember when you could always check out the video for your favorite song on MTV or VH-1? MTV went on the air with the song "Video Killed the Radio Star," and for a while, your career wasn't worth a plug nickel if you weren't video-friendly.
Now, just try finding a video on MTV or VH-1...their shedules are crammed with reality shows, most of which range from asinine to disgusting. (I guess people are still making videos, but they're buried in an avalanche of "reality.")
Does this mean "Reality Killed the Video Star"?
Just wondering. :)
Posted by: Cindy Swanson at January 17, 2006 12:30 PM
People shoplift at Walmart?
Posted by: Skunkfeathers at January 17, 2006 01:28 PM
Siestas in Oregon are necessary, legal and taken daily. Too bad you're not retired, too.
Posted by: old horsetail snake at January 17, 2006 02:26 PM
There's even another one in NC...it's called Cheerwine...tastes similar to Dr. P...but I don't like any of 'em...so I can't say if it's better or worse!
Never pass gas??? Won't a person explode if that happens???
Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2006 11:51 AM