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April 20, 2006
'Had this great post but'
In a moment of sheer brilliance, the most fantastic post came to me while starting my day. Too bad for all of you I can't reveal it to you. Here are some of the reasons why:A) My daughter, Drama Diva, distracted me with a contract instructing me not to embarress her in front of any friends or I would have to dye my hair pink.
B) Tee-ball team photos were today, which only means that Casper had to find the only mudhole in a six mile radius to play in before said photo. While wearing the uniform. Yep, that's a keeper.
C) 75 year old nipples. That's all I can say without needing a drink.
D) Drama Diva lost another tooth, totaling two in a 24 hour period which costs me another five dollars. And I was so looking forward to lunch out tomorrow!
E) Baby Sugar (the Mother's Day puppy to myself last year) is in heat, and dry humping the Mastiff. Try explaining that while people drive by and honk. Thanks, mister!
F) Somehow, a red shirt was thrown in with the whites only laundry.....enough said on that.
So you can see why there was no chance in Hell the greatest blog post of all time would see the light of day.
There's always tomorrow. Nope, that won't happen either. Tee-ball, Sock Hop day, and Nipplegate Part Two are all on the agenda.
Posted by Tish at April 20, 2006 08:17 PM
Comments
It sounds like inflation has really ruined the Tooth Fairy! $5?!?!!
Something tells me I really really don't want to here the 75 year old thingee.....
Thanks for the laughs as usual Tish!
Posted by: Andy at April 21, 2006 08:24 AM
Have you not learned yet why God created mud puddles? So that little boys can stomp their clean shoes in them! I've seen boys veer 25 feet off their path just to stomp in a mud puddle. I've never seen a girl do it. I've seen boys ride bikes around the block just to splatter through a mud puddle. It's in our...er, their DNA.
$5 for a tooth!?!?!? I think I'll move to your house. I was so excited about losing my first tooth. I ran all over the neighborhood showing everyone my dime.
Posted by: Paul N. at April 21, 2006 09:08 AM
A. If you didn't make clear who was the arbiter of the contract with Drama Diva, you may as well go buy the hair dye now.
B. Boys, you've gotta love them.
C. I'm smarter now, I'm not touching this, literally, until Part Two tomrrow.
D. At that rate, you'll have her decking kids at school to get more teeth for under the pillow.
E. uhhh...
F. I'd like to say I don't know what happens but
G. You kill me, your mind is such a fertile place. If I should die of laughter, I'm coming back to sit on your porch so I can see these things in first person.
Posted by: Paul of York at April 21, 2006 09:38 AM
I hate it when that happens :)
Posted by: poopie at April 21, 2006 12:03 PM
Sorry, I couldn't finish the post. I only got to C. I was struck by Hysterical Blindness after reading 75 y/o nipples. Ohhhhhhhhh, the imagery.
Posted by: Mike (ex scientia) at April 21, 2006 02:37 PM
Listen, at least cut back to $1. Tell her the Tooth Fairy discovered inflation.
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at April 21, 2006 05:34 PM